Sunday, August 23, 2009

MAN UTD VERSUS WIGAN ATL

England striker Wayne Rooney joined the 100 club and Michael Owen got off the mark as Manchester United re-discovered that winning habit in emphatic style, 5-0 at Wigan.

Rooney made the breakthrough in the 56th minute and got his second nine minutes later in a fine second-half show.

In between, Dimitar Berbatov found the target in the 58th minute as United bounced back from their humbling by newly-promoted Burnley in midweek.

Owen made his mark in the 85th minute after replacing Rooney, and Nani completed the scoring in stoppage time with a superb free-kick.

The day, however, belonged to Rooney, such an unselfish worker, as he scored his 100th and 101st goals for the club.

Yet United found it hard going in the first half even though they had plenty of possession.

Manager Sir Alex Ferguson looked concerned at the break after making seven changes to his side in a bid for victory at the DW Stadium.

He was looking for an immediate response after what happened at Turf Moor and his side almost took the lead in the fourth minute with a swift break.

Nani cut the ball back into the area and Darren Fletcher was the first to react but saw his effort cleared off the line by Titus Bramble.

Three minutes later Paul Scholes hoisted a shot high over the crossbar following a clever flick from Berbatov after Fletcher had carved out the opening.

Wigan were again on the back foot after 16 minutes when Rooney strode forward but his effort was deflected wide.

Rooney then made time and space in the area only for goalkeeper Chris Kirkland to smother his close-range shot.

United were looking menacing every time they poured forward and Berbatov headed into Kirkland's arms following a cross from Nani four minutes later.

Wigan, however, almost took the lead with their first real attack in the 26th minute.

Jason Koumas showed good skill to work his way to the edge of the penalty area. He tried to curl the ball beyond Ben Foster only for the goalkeeper to react superbly and divert it to safety.

United responded in the 32nd minute and Rooney got away from Bramble only to rattle a shot against Kirkland's legs.

Then Fletcher's effort was cleared in the 39th minute after he had been set-up by Scholes.

Wigan, however, came close to opening the scoring in the 49th minute when Charles N'Zogbia won a free-kick off Patrice Evra early in the second half.

N'Zogbia dusted himself down and and picked out Paul Scharner in the area. He peeled away from his marker only to head narrowly wide of the post.

Antonio Valencia, such a cult figure during his time at Wigan, had to endure catcalls and jeers after going to ground in the 54th minute.

Yet the Ecuador winger was smiling two minutes later when he supplied the cross that led to the opening goal.

It came from Rooney - a fine header into the corner - and a landmark one as well. He savoured the moment and the goal was his reward for another typically hard shift.

That was the cue for United to turn the screw, and Berbatov added a second two minutes later. He started and finished the move cheekily chipping the ball over Kirkland before finding the net with his second touch after Scholes supplied the through ball.

United made it 3-0 in the 65th minute thanks to Rooney's second goal of the game. There was touch of luck about this effort as his shot took a slight deflection off Mario Melchiot to wrong-foot Kirkland after Berbatov had supplied the opening.

Rooney was given a rousing reception by the visiting fans when he was replaced by Owen in the 72nd minute.

It was damage limitation now for Wigan, who had lost at home to Wolves in midweek.

However, Owen made it 4-0 to United with his first goal for the club, a cool finish into the corner in the 85th minute after he had been set up by Nani.

And Nani had the final word himself with a superb free-kick in stoppage time from 25 yards that sailed over a stranded Kirkland's head.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Telah ku tinggalkan
Memori silamku itu
Tidak ku biarkan
Hidupku dibelit pilu

Walau duka menampar dada
Walau sepi mencalar hati
Rinduku terhenti

Ku pinggirkan sayu
Yang merundung kalbuku
Kasih dulu ku biar berlalu

Ku pinggirkan lara
Yang berpaut di jiwa
Ku teruskan hidup tanpa dia

Padam nyala patah tumbuh
Hilang kan berganti
Cinta tiba cinta pergi
Yang azali ku nanti

Telah ku tinggalkan
Memori silamku itu
Tidak ku biarkan
Hidupku dibelit pilu
Walau duka menampar dada
Walau sepi mencalar hati
Rinduku terhenti

Ku pinggirkan sayu
Yang merundung kalbuku
Kasih dulu ku biar berlalu

Ku pinggirkan lara
Yang berpaut di jiwa
Ku teruskan hidup tanpa dia
Padam nyala patah tumbuh
Hilang kan berganti
Cinta tiba cinta pergi
Yang azali ku nanti

Ku lupakan mu jua disini
Rinduku terhenti
Sejak kau pergi menjauhi
Rinduku terhenti

Ku pinggirkan sayu
Yang merundung kalbuku
Kasih dulu ku biar berlalu

Ku pinggirkan lara
Yang berpaut di jiwa
Ku teruskan hidup tanpa dia

Padam nyala patah tumbuh
Hilang kan berganti
Cinta tiba cinta pergi
Yang azali ku nanti

Friday, August 7, 2009

WANNA DIE #11909


1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black - Our romance is over
Green - Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other - I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken - In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other - The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other - Shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F - Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine - Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Spank me
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt


complete the sentences below with your chosen answers

Thursday, August 6, 2009

If u love someone because u think that he or she is really gorgeous
then it's not love
it's ~ Infatuation ~


If u love someone because u think that u shouldn't leave him because others think that u shouldn't...
then it's not love
it's ~ compromise ~

If u love someone because u think that u cannot live with out his touch
then it's not love
it's ~lust~

If u love someone because u have been kissed by him
then it's not love
it's ~ inferiority complex~

If u love someone because u cannot leave him thinking that it would hurt his feelings
then it's not love
it's ~charity~

If u love someone because u share every thing with him
then it's not love
it's ~friendship~

But if u feel the pain of the other person more than him even when he is stable and u cry for him...
that's ~LOVE~

If u get attracted to other people but stay with him
without any regrets
that's ~LOVE~

If u let him go knowing that he has to go
but he doesn't want to
that's ~LOVE~

Sunday, August 2, 2009

SEMINAR KECEMERLANGAN DIRI

1 August 2009,
SK SAUJANA,
KUALA LUMPUR.

Best giler aq cakap ngan kau.aq ingat ade skolah len masuk skali rpenyer,skola aq jer yang ade.Yang best nyer makan FREE sewhh..klau cikgu aq order.hmmm..
the sound like "ke-ching ke-ching"HAahahahAHah.Die kasi motivate perghh baekk punya.aq ingatkan nak jwp pxse.Ni motivate,best sket!!!Yang aq ske kiteorang wat sraw-tower.Kumpulan Biru menang!!!Kumpulan aq sioott!!Bayangkan bawah skali bentuk cam pyramid,atas die wat tower 20 inch.Ade gak yang tanye "Alar, x kan lar men ice skating ngan shopping jer..Hotel maner.."Aq  jawab "Brader, ni tempat untuk release tension Brader!!!Bukan nyer nak tido,nak tido hah,gi lar Boat Hotel Tower!!!" Fowwhh...ade yang wat menara Star Tower.die ckp menara paling berkilat di dunia.Perghh!!!silau siott!!!Pastu kawan aq Hakim cakap "Alia,orang botak boleh masuk x.sebab aq takut nanti masuk TV ade matahari yang kedua"Pastu satu bilik gelak.Ade yang wat Boat Hotel Tower.Hotel kat laut,bleh plak???cam KLCC.bridge die bleh masak ngan ade restoran tuu..Siap bleh wat skuba skali,free...Tapi tengok la kat harga satu kepala RM 300.Perghh,satu malam plak tu...pastu ade seorang murid ni name die Haziq J "Syahadat,ko nyer hotel kat laut kan??habis camne nak solat?kiblat x tentu arah!! Pastu dengan muka selamber Syahadat "Maaf yer,kami x menyediakan arah kiblat" Pastu orang motivate tu cakap "Dat,kan bleh lepas kan sauh tuu" Hampeh tull kumpulan Syahadat.Ni paling sedih.Abang tu pasang instrumentel,suruh pejam mata then,citer la pasal parents kiter.perggh sedihh siot.sampai satu bilik tu nangis termasuklah aq.x cayer Romeo bleh nangis... x der larr...Pastu,nak dalam perjalan nak gi skolah balik,hmm sangkut!!! Aq tanyer mak aq asal,skali ade demo ISA.Sangkut lar 30 minutes.dah lar lepas ni nak gi skolah agame ade KEM jugak.Dalam perjalanan,kiteorang tiup belon sebesar yang mungkin,Iqmal Arif atau dikenali sebagai Woodeyy takut belon tu pecah.Aq ade video die tapi x sempat nak upload dalam computer...tu lar die citer memang best!! Tpi sampai2 skolah jer terus pergi balik umah get ready nak gi KEM.Insyallah,aq akan post camne citer die..

Saturday, August 1, 2009

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